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The Insane Clown Posse claim that they were visited by the spirit of the Dark Carnival and were shown six
revelations in the form of Jokers Cards; the first Jokers Card being unleashed on the world in 1991. Each Jokers Card is more
than an album... each has a specific message telling the world to change their evil ways before "the end consumes us all".
Will this be the end of the Jokers Cards, of ICP, or "the crumbling of time itself"? No one can be sure. 2004 marked the unveiling
of the last of the Jokers Cards, the culmination of the Six. A Calm has settled on Humanity, but they have little time to
prepare for what is next in store for them from the Insane Clown Posse!
Nicknames: Violent J, Violent Jay, J, Jay, 3D,
Dead Body Man, Jitty Pants, Diamond Donavon Douglas, Mr. Rotten Treats, The Maker Of Love, Big Baby Sweets, etc.
Name:
Joseph Bruce
Born: 27 04 1972, Detroit
Hair: Bald
Eyes: Green
What
he looks for in a girl: "Very, very droopy titties. The droopier the better. So droopy that she can tie them in a
knot and jump rope with them. So droopy, she can stick some hooks on her nipples and fish with them bitches. So droopy, she
can lay in bed with me and still cook me dinner in the kitchen with her titties. So long and droopy she can slap you from
across the room with those suckers."
More: "I enjoy wrestling giant gorillas. I like to sneak in the Zoo
late at night and into the Ape cage. Then I sneak up on a sleeping gorilla and slap its face until it gets pissed. Then I
just wrestle it. Sometimes it's homies jump in. They kick my ass everytime. One time I had one in a headlock and it bit me...Gorillas
don't play...And of course my biggest thrill is randomly killing people. My dream is to finally pin one of them fuckin' gorillas
at the Zoo...1-2-3 done."
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The Six Jokers Cards:
1.) Carnival of Carnage, released in 1991.
2.) The Ringmaster, released in 1993
3.) The Riddlebox, released in 1995
4.) The Great Milenko, released in 1997
5.) The Amazing Jeckyl Brothers, out in 1999
And finally, number 6,
The Wraith - Shangri-La - dedicated to the faithful juggalos
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Hell's Pit - dedicated to the rest of the world
Nicknames: Shaggy 2 Dope, 2 Dope, Dopey, Shaggy Dope, Shaggy, Shaggs, Shag, Handsome
Harley Gwestella, Gweedo, Gweedy, Stanky Twickle Puss, Stretchnuts, Sweet Candy Nuts, Sugar Bear. etc.
Name:
Joey Utsler
Born: 14 10 1974, Detroit
Hair: Bald
Eyes: Blue
What
he looks for in a girl: "A hunchback. Like that one old movie "The Hunchback Of Notre Dame", only it'd be a chick.
I could sit on her hunch and maybe ride her through the mall. I could hook some kickers up to her butt and bounce that bitch.
If her hump is big enough, maybe I could hide things in it, like Faygo. That'd be the bomb diggity. If you got a hunch back
and you're a chick, look me up."
More: "I enjoy laying naked on top of my neighbor's roof really early
in the morning. I like to pretend like I'm swimming underwater in slow motion and shit. I lay up there as long as I can or
until the police come. My dream is to one day have everybody stand on one side of the world and flip it upside down." |
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